Saving the Children….One Chicken at a Time

June 25, 2009 at 1:14 am 98 comments

If you have read The Takedown’s newest post this week, this post may seem a little repetitive to you. In fact, if I were lazy enough, I’d just direct you to The Takedown’s post and say ditto. It would suffice. Unfortunately, it’s never enough to say ditto for me.

 I, too, received an e-mail from someone I believe to be Chicken Liver, the owner of Poop on Peeps.  It’s being alleged that my publishing copies of her previous diaries, and her personal information, has resulted in threatening phone calls and comments to her and her family. Apparently, she’s received  e-mails and comments saying I am distributing copies of her copyrighted works. And she would like me to stop immediately. Or she’ll have no option other than to prosecute me.


No, really, WTF?

Um, OK. Where do I start? Chicken Liver’s private diaries were never published on this site. I wasted plenty of time I’ll never get back  reading said diaries, but  never published them here. Nor did I ever publish her phone number. Or e-mail address.  Or home address.  

I don’t believe for a second that any harassing e-mails Chicken Liver is receiving, if, in fact, there are any whatsoever, are because of this blog.  I don’t believe I’ve broken any laws, and I have no fear of legal threats, but the one mention of Chicken Liver’s/Shellybean’s/JetPass’s proper name has been removed from this site.  Any future comment that reference her real name, or address, will not be published. This does NOT mean that Chick, and her minions, can’t be discussed here. A full on bitch session is always welcome here.

This e-mail, though, is simply further proof, to me, of the raging ball of hypocrisy that is Chicken Liver. Chick must have known that both Lilith and myself would write about receiving this e-mail. She gets to inform her  ass kissing Chicklets that she’s been harassed and threatened because of us, without ever having to say so on her own blog. She gets to paint a picture of a rabid anti-Chick brigade, foaming at the mouth, waiting to pounce on her, while still being able to distance herself from the reality that she herself is responsible for the way people view her.

As Lilith referenced on her site, Chick’s raison d’etre is to save those poor, helpless children who are put at risk through their mommyblogger mommy’s quest for internet fame.  Bloggers who are so addicted to the virtual ass kissing from their sycophantic minions they will ignore the warnings and continue to put their child at risk. Hmmm. Wait, that sounds a little familiar. Actually, doesn’t it sound like Chick? I’ll be gosh darned if it doesn’t sound just like her. An attention seeking blogger, reportedly receiving threats to herself and her family, but unwilling to take the necessary steps to protect her family, like, oh, I don’t know. Maybe like removing the vicious hate blog that is likely the cause of any threats she may possibly have received????

It’s interesting, really, that mere days after it became public that someone had copies of the old blog she thought was gone, WHAM! here come the legal threats. She must be terrified too many people will get to read her words, and judge her as harshly as she judges others.

Karma really is a bitch.



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  • 1. c lo  |  June 25, 2009 at 3:28 am

    You know……I think she’s lying. I bet not threats have been received. I bet it’s all a lie.

    If anyone reads this and wants to email me any of her stuff, I’ll publish the fuck out of it, I’d LOOOOVE for her “attorneys” to contact me. HA!

    It’s all a sham, I think. She’s just trying to scare people into covering her tracks.

  • 2. mysterygal  |  June 25, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Copyrighted work can be excerpted and published as long as it’s credited to the author, can’t it? That’s what I always thought. Might not be so, but you see quotes everywhere else.

    I’ve always thought she was a hypocrite – most of her posts aren’t even about kids, they’re petty shit about how ugly dooce is, or what bad taste dooce has, or the PW’s father in law drives too damned fast. I think she’s got a major hard on for Dooce and Melissa, though. They’re the two she truly hates.

    I wonder why she’s stopped writing about PW. Suppose the Drummond money made her shut the fuck up?

  • 3. Reader  |  June 25, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Wait, is this CL or Margalit? I thought Margalit was the one who did this.

  • 4. crabby38  |  June 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    ooooh i’ll bet you ar quaking in your pants. seriously. she must have gotten the “send legal letter nastiness” from margalit when she sicked the police on avitable. she’s a piece of work.

  • 5. peep on peeps  |  June 25, 2009 at 9:13 pm


  • 6. Gi  |  June 26, 2009 at 4:12 am

    Wow, this is eye-opening!

    As a marketer, I don’t really care if Ree Drummond or Heather Armstrong or Melissa Summers’ writings are their real lives, or not. Their content are well-written, entertaining and attract eyeballs.

    Chicken Liver, on the other hand, writes reams and reams of venomous bashing. She has ‘hypocrite’ written all over her. Now you wonder why her ad choice is “AdBrite” and not FM? Because marketers avoid blogs with no substance, followers and put a bad name to their brands! AdBrite however is a low traffic poorly operated ad network who will market on anything.

    I applaud the “A-list” bloggers for not responding, and Queen B for sharing this little tid-bit with us. This just made my day!

  • 7. William Alan Jr  |  June 28, 2009 at 4:04 am

    She’s lying. How do I know? Because when other bloggers claim that they are being stalked or threatened, she says they are lying and she doesn’t believe them. She has stated such in her comments. Many times.

    The lies we see in others are the lies that are present in ourselves. That’s human nature.

    You’ll have to try harder, Michele. The sad fact is, you’re not worth the gas money it would take for anyone to stalk you.

    But ridiculing you and your never-ending bullshit is FREE.

    Now, sue me, bitch!

  • 8. Ms. Thang  |  July 1, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Oh, wow – I didn’t think she was THAT much of a hypocrite. Nasty and obnoxious, sure, but this is pure Margalit territory – what next? Will she send the police to your door, too?

    She knows her goose is so totally cooked. Her site is so totally full of shit it’s amazing it doesn’t float.

  • 9. Anonymous  |  July 1, 2009 at 1:08 am

    For all of you looking for some real dirt on Ms. Chicken Liver, go to (ADDED BY QB – THIS SITE IS NOW GONE) Mega links there for all of CL’s lies and bullshit.

    Personally, I love the one where she talks about going trick or treating with her kid – drinking wine!!!!! And she had the almighty gall to rag on Suburban Bliss for the playdate drinking? Hypocrite doesn’t cover her ass.

  • 10. The Queen B  |  July 2, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    I’ve seen the chickenliverxposed blog, and I have one thing to say – well freaking done!! I only wish it was required reading for any new readers Chick may attract.

  • 11. Ms. Thang  |  July 2, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    OMG, did you see that hag’s comment about drinking wine with the other mommies as they accompanied their children trick or treating?? That sanctimonious bitch had the nerve to rag on others for drinking when she does it herself?????

    What an effing joke that woman really is.

  • 12. Anonymous  |  July 2, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Oh, c’mon, you must be joking, right? Isn’t that the kind of behaviour CL claims to find deplorable in others? Can you imagine her tale on this situation, if it were other bloggers involved? She’d have something mean and nasty to say, just like she made fun of Margalit for calling the cops on Avitable!

    CL has more than a couple of screws loose, I think. Her and her followers. Speaking of which, did anyone else notice a real lack of comments from Texas and Joy over there lately? actually, from most everyone there’s been a distinct lack of much chatter. Maybe her followers are finally getting wise to what the real story is.

  • 13. Joy  |  July 3, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Well anonymous.. at least I sign my name. You on the other hand….. If you bothered to read what I have posted at Cl’s as opposed to your grand sweeping generalized statements, you would know why I would not post on a link about a newborn. Oh right … much easier to just slam people you know absofuckinglutly nothing about…. and your so brave while you do it.

  • 14. Joy  |  July 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    While we’re at it, the other reason I have not posted at Cl’s or anywhere else for that matter. In real life I’ve been helping my best friend deal with learning her lump is cancerous. Dealing with bi-lateral mastectomy, and the pure joy of discovering that exactly one month to the day of her mastectomies she gets to have yet more surgery to have yet more tissue removed. So I hate to really have to point this out, but your leap to conclusion has left you up there in thin air.

    You know what I DO know for sure? When the shit hits the fan the people who stand by you , walk through with you, carry you when your just to damm tired to go alone? Well, they are never named anonymous.

    CL admits she made mistakes, she is young and she is willing to learn. You people however have elected yourselves judge jury and executioners. You’re all as open minded as steel traps. And you people call us the mean girls? REALLY??

    I’ll leave you now to your virtual feeding frenzy. I just hope when your life is reviewed it stands up to such close, vile scrutiny by a group of fair minded folk. You’re all so good at researching and slaughtering women, I look forward to your slapping me up the side of the head. Really anonymous.. next time you decide to do my thinking and speaking for me ??? Don’t.

  • 15. Who cares  |  July 4, 2009 at 12:08 am

    False assumptions. Imagine that! *snort*

    I love your use of the words “feeding frenzy” and “vile”. Seems that Saint Chicken Brain is not the only hypocrite.

    Oh, and if you’re stupid enough to use any real names here or over there, don’t expect everyone else to be as moronic.

  • 16. Texas  |  July 4, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Hi y’all!
    I also have been involved in some real life issues and not had time to surf the ‘net AT ALL. Nothing nearly as harsh as Joy
    (sorry to hear your troubles Joy) but things that took all my time and energy, none the less.
    I am again posting at CL’s place, but thanks for missing me from afar.
    I didn’t stop posting at CL’s place because of finally getting wise to whatever it is you think I need to wise up to.

    I have been over to that new hate site that both QueenB and Takedown have posted and all I see over there are some scary ass haters.
    Who in their right mind saves screenshots of somebody’s blog ???
    And we ALL should wonder (now) if screenshots are being saved for later scrutiny!! Can any of us stand up to that kind of fine toothed comb? Have any of us ever posted something that we’d like to not have under a microscope or posted something then changed our mind and posted something different?
    I have.

    Who has the TIME to search all that stuff up and what kind of wacko stalker has YOUR (a general term) blog saved in a file somewhere to post a hate blog in the future?
    For all those that say that CL rides the fame of PW and Dooce – does that mean that the people that run “bash-CL” sites are riding the fame of CL – because you can’t have one without the other.

    And before you go there… I heard that Joy had posted here and came to see what was going on and am asking questions — not running to CL’s defense (though I am sure it’ll be twisted up that way)

  • 17. Joy  |  July 4, 2009 at 2:54 am

    Well Duhhhh … obviously my real name is not joy. But I post at CL’s site as joy. As opposed to anonymous who posts so bravely under …. oh right … anonymous. I’m not a hypocrite. I’m also not the one who posted here in the first place. I’m simply responding to a post made by someone else, though to be honest I no longer know why since they didn’t have the backbone to identify themselves.

    You people are not paying attention here. Anyone who has a blog has picked up at some point someone who so strongly disagrees with you that they absolutely detest you. Does that mean we can all expect our families to be exposed? Our young children?

    It’s really hard to come off as someone holding the moral highground when you sink lower into the dirt than your accusing someone else of doing, and yeah cheering from the sidelines makes you just as culpable.

    Just for the sake of argument, though, what difference would it make if my real name was joy? What are you going to do , go beat the crap out of every person in north america named Joy? Don’t you think it’s time to graduate from this grade school?

  • 18. dana  |  July 4, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Who cares,

    Oh, please. I use my real name over at CL’s and now here. What do I care if you all know who I am? You wouldn’t know me if I walked by you on the street. If I told you my full name, it still wouldn’t matter because I’m just a nobody who occasionally responds on blogs. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.

    I must be such a moron to use my real name. *rolls eyes* What are you afraid of? All these harpy women coming after you and attacking your beautiful and good self? Puh-lease.

    Oh, and nice of you to not even mention that Joy has REAL issues she’s dealing with. Huh. I guess she’s too “human” for you.


  • 19. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 4, 2009 at 4:20 am

    “CL admits she made mistakes, she is young and she is willing to learn.”

    Young? Did she lie about that too? No, she’s not young. She is almost 40. That’s only young if you are old too. Her best years are behind her now and she knows it. Her home is in pre-foreclosure because they have missed payments. She does not make charitable contributions these days, if indeed she ever did. She has no pool. Her husband is just as effeminate as Dooce’s husband, if not more so and she drinks more than Melissa and Dooce combined.

    Ninety percent of what she has told you about herself is a lie but fortunately for Michele, you don’t have to score above 100 on an IQ test in order to buy a computer so there will always be someone “out there” for her to manipulate.

    IN other words, congratulations on belonging to the lowest common denominator. That’s really something to be proud of.

    “Anyone who has a blog has picked up at some point someone who so strongly disagrees with you that they absolutely detest you. Does that mean we can all expect our families to be exposed? Our young children?”

    You’re probably too stupid to even begin to see the irony in this statement but I’m now laughing at you so, thanks!

    It’s such good medicine.

  • 20. Texas  |  July 4, 2009 at 4:40 am

    Oh, Hey.
    My real name ain’t TEXAS.

    Just sayin’

  • 21. Some state, does that work for you  |  July 4, 2009 at 5:23 am

    After that disgusting little pedophile scenario you posted at CL, I am considering starting a hate blog about you. You have issues.

  • 22. jojo  |  July 4, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Joy a/k/a as anonymous – are you really so inept as to think that posting under a pseudonym is any different than posting as “anonymous.” And then actually say in the next sentence you are not a hypocrite? Hilarious.

  • 23. Anonymous  |  July 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    I am so sick of everyone running over to defend their leader. It’s sickening, disgusting, but yet somewhat hilarious because the asses can’t see the hypocrisy in their actions! If a fan of Dooce, or PW, or whoever posts a defense on Poop on Peeps, they are shot down, laughed at, and made fun of until they are run off. But CL’s minions come running over here talking about how she’s grown and changed, and we all need to give this kinder, gentler CL a break. I only wonder what CL must have been like before she matured and grew up, if this is the happy, well adjusted adult she turned into.

    What a laugh. And to all of you keeping track of the “anonymous” comments, I post as anonymous because my name, which is Julia Marie Catherine Walsh-Miller, wouldn’t mean jack shit to any of you. Now you know it, and it still means nothing to you. Why? ‘Cause I’m not nearly stupid enough to plaster my name and my life all over the internet.

  • 24. The Peanut Gallery  |  July 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Joy – Ok – just where the hell were you slammed? The comment was “Speaking of which, did anyone else notice a real lack of comments from Texas and Joy over there lately?” How the hell do you get slammed out of that? It’s simply speaking the truth.

    Texas – So you “heard” that Joy had posted here – was that at your secret CL asslicking fansite? Is poor CL going into hiding because people are actually starting to figure out that bitter bitch?

    And, Texas. whoever took the screenshots of CL’s blogs did so because they knew she would remove all evidence as fast as she could. And she did try to, really fast. I for one am glad to have a chance to read it – it does open my eyes to things I never knew about CL – and I think I understand her better. Not to say I like her anymore, but I think I get why she’s the way she is.

    Bottom line, if you don’t want it to bite you in the ass, don’t post it on the internet. it NEVER NEVER NEVER goes away once it’s out there. CL should have known better than to put herself and her family in such a position.

  • 25. The Queen B  |  July 7, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Texas – You ask “Who has the TIME to search all that stuff up “, but yet, you have posted here before about searching for dirt on Chick.
    We have all made mistakes, AND I would read the things from her past if you people would post a link to them !! (I’m nosey like that) I have googled and don’t come up with much of anything. Her real name got me NOTHING. Her old site is closed to the public and I apparently don’t know enough about her past to make any headway in a search.
    “I had a sleepless night and went digging for mud slinging and ended up here. I guess I got what I was after because I found several places that are slinging mud about nearly every blogger name that there is. I had been following links and Googling names all night long. This site was covered in mud on another site, so I came to see what was going on here.”

    How is it you have the time to go searching for all the dirt on Chick, yet you are amazed that others somehow find the time to do it?

  • 26. The Queen B  |  July 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Julia Marie Catherine Walsh-Miller – thanks for that – I needed a laugh!

  • 27. The Queen B  |  July 7, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Joy – are you really trying to say that a fake, made up name is more legitimate than someone who just uses anonymous? I have no problem with either, I never use my real name online, but fake is no more legitimate than anonymous. Both are hiding behind something.

    We people here are paying attention, Joy. You just aren’t making great sense. Yes, any blogger can attract negative attention, absolutely. And yes, if you blog about your family, you can expect at some point that they may be exposed to negativity. Isn’t that what your Sainted Chick has harped about forever? But no families have been exposed here, Joy. Nor any young children. And I don’t think anyone here is trying to claim the moral high ground. Certainly not me. But I am very. very curious as to how I am sinking lower than Chick.

  • 28. Joy  |  July 7, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Your all right. Absolutely. Everyone off the net now. I’m gone because people like you chase even good people off the net.

    I am not stupid, I am not a moran. But I am sick of your self appointed self rightous perfect people.

    Had any of you bothered to read my blog as opposed to just assuming I was a lover of chicken liver, and yes I did get closer to her. You would have known all the crap you vomit out here was wrong.

    Clearly you mean people won the interent, I do so hope your happy.

    And for the people who think your life is over at 40 ? Right. When your old , vertual antique like me at 56, oh excuse me I have to go order my coffin now. WISE the fuck up. You people are not so perfect yourselves.

    You are however becoming very vigil anti and that is always dangerous. I really hope you wise up before you do some real damage. But your so puffed up on your own importance I doubt it will happen.

  • 29. Joy  |  July 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    And just for the record , you don’t always make sense either.

  • 30. Joy  |  July 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    So you say you will be happy when CL and all her( in your opinion minions are gone). I’m gone, my blog is gone, are you half happy yet?

    You know after these people run off CL , and I’m sure they will. They won’t be happy , they will just turn on someone else. I wish you all good luck. You’re going to need it.

  • 31. Joy  |  July 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    JoJo , I have never posted here as anonymous. I have always posted as Joy. The only place I have EVER posted as anonymous is Xposed. So if you know I posted as anonymous there then that would make you one of the hosts. Or … perhaps your just not making much sense yourself. There seems to be a lot of that going around.

    Nice place you have here Queen B. Sort of like peeing your pants while wearing a dark suit. You get a nice warm feeling for about 2 seconds but no one really notices.

  • 32. William Alan Jr  |  July 7, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    “You are however becoming very vigil anti and that is always dangerous. I really hope you wise up before you do some real damage. But your so puffed up on your own importance I doubt it will happen.”

    You might want to have a little chat with Chicken Liver about vigilantism. After all, she’s the one who has previously encouraged her readers to call CPS on several mommy bloggers and is now openly encouraging her brain dead followers to report PW for animal abuse.

    I agree this can be dangerous.

    One can only hope SHE wises up before they lose more than just their house.

  • 33. Thalia  |  July 7, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    I am not stupid, I am not a moran.

    The word is moron, Joy.

    I’m gone, my blog is gone, are you half happy yet?

    You do not appear to be gone at all. You keep commenting that you are leaving, but you haven’t actually left.

  • 34. The Queen B  |  July 8, 2009 at 12:16 am


    No offense, but you’re the one coming here and starting fights. No one asked you to come here and defend Chick – you did that yourself. All the rest of what you’re saying comes off as crazy. What does your blog have to do with anything here? Who said life is over at 40? I’m over 40, for God’s sake. I don’t remember a single thing being said about you being old. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you have your panties in a goddamn twist over something unrelated to The Bitch Sessions, and you’re here taking out your frustrations on us.

    Self appointed, self-righteous perfect people? I doubt anyone here is perfect, and I don’t think anyone claimed to be. What we did do was point out that Chick had massive skeletons in her closet, and perhaps she wasn’t the one to cast stones. I am not a vigilante, and I wonder where you even get such an idea. Perhaps you might want to wise up before you do some damage to someone who’s done nothing to you. You come here, I treat you with respect. I would appreciate the same basic courtesy from you. If you have a problem with what’s being said on other blogs, go take your ranting there.

  • 35. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 8, 2009 at 12:40 am

    “Who said life is over at 40? I’m over 40, for God’s sake. I don’t remember a single thing being said about you being old.”

    I said something about age. This is what I said.

    “No, she’s not young. She is almost 40. That’s only young if you are old too.”

    It was in response to this (by Joy, presumably):

    “CL admits she made mistakes, she is young and she is willing to learn.”

    I stand by my statement. CL is not young. She is almost 40.

    A 40 year old woman really should have some sense and wisdom.

    How many more years will she claim youth as an excuse for her bad behavior?

  • 36. The Queen B  |  July 8, 2009 at 12:59 am

    Well, that’s a far cry from saying Joy is too old and should be shopping for coffins now, isn’t it?

  • 37. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 8, 2009 at 1:07 am

    I’ll say!

  • 38. Who cares  |  July 8, 2009 at 4:26 am

    kJoy: “Well Duhhhh … obviously my real name is not joy. But I post at CL’s site as joy. As opposed to anonymous who posts so bravely under …. oh right … anonymous.”

    Good god! This must be the most moronic quote of the wee!

  • 39. Who cares  |  July 8, 2009 at 4:27 am

    Uhm week.

  • 40. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 8, 2009 at 5:01 am

    (Psst, weak.)

    This is Joy posting (as annonymous) at chickenliverposed:

    “Anonymous said…

    I don’t understand why 99.9% of the posters here are using anonymous. If you are so proud to do what you are doing, why are you hiding?

    (Notice – I want to be part of the majority and am using anon myself)

    July 7, 2009 10:29 AM”

  • 41. anonymously happy  |  July 8, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Xposed was taken down tonight, which is a real shame because I found it so very entertaining. There is nothing like sweet revenge. Also interesting is that CL has mysteriously ‘gone on vacation’ just as the shit hit the fan. And her private ning sewing circle isn’t quite the secret she thought it would be.

    She’s got a history of being ubernasty and then having to go underground for a bit of time and resurfacing in a new place with a new identity. But she’s really easy to identify, even with all the lies she tells. She’ll be back….

    Aren’t we all so very lucky?

  • 42. Gi  |  July 8, 2009 at 8:22 am

    To Chicken Liver, anyone who does not follow her narrow-minded, self-centered moral-ruler and/or are more successful than her are on her hate list. She can sling mud and dirt but other people cannot as she is “doing it for the children”.

    Excuse me, but how is starting a contest to name the Armstrongs “for the children”? Or making fun of others’ children’s names?

    Her minions are equally narrow-minded. They yapped about reporting Ree Drummond for letting her kids drive pick-up trucks, ranted on about complaining to Cancer Society for sponsoring Melissa Summer’s (in my opinion humorous) post on condensed milk.

    Her 15-minute of fame is up, now she has to go on “vacation” …

  • 43. Texas  |  July 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    QueenB, to answer the question about searching up mud.
    That night I couldn’t sleep and was up all night surfing/searching the ‘net – didn’t start out that I was searching for dirt on CL. Searching led from one name to another to another to another and I ended up here because another site was talkin’ smack about your site. I came over to see what was going on.(Your copy/paste of my comments says that other sites slinging mud on you was how I found your place) I found your place talking about CL and left several comments, upset with what I found.
    I freely admit that once CL’s real name was posted in your comments section, I did search her name, Got nothing, as I said before. I have searched info about you and some others as well.
    I understand HOW people can search up that stuff, but not so as to have a whole website full of stuff to post is what I meant, I guess. In the past I have tracked down public information on Ree and posted links the over at CL’s place.
    Even I have to admit that after a good night’s sleep, that stuff sure seemed stalkerish of me.
    Maybe there are others that have sleepless nights and spend that sleepless time on the internet. I was truly surprised to see SO MUCH collecting of information was more the reason for the ‘who has time’ question.
    There seem to be more and more sites coming about that are doing nothing more than bashing somebody. Not so much crtitique as bash. It’s getting kinda scary in the little pond of the bloggie world.
    And true to my word, I read the old blog posts that CL wrote. As one of your commenters said, I think it helped me understand her a little.
    And now, saved screen shots is something that we all have to add to the list of readers when we blog or comment. We aren’t talking just to each other, we are leaving bits of us floating around FOREVER to be used however someone that we don’t even know, sees fit. Whether it be to lift us up or to drag us down.
    It’s kinda scary.
    In my opinion I am not kissing CL’s ass by reading and posting at her site any more than on any other site where I post. I have commented here that I appreciate that you allow differing opinions, so that comment could be construed as kissing your ass if someone was to take it that way.
    I don’t know how posting at CL’s new site make me an asslicker (yuck-o) but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. CL’s place isn’t the only place I read and comment (As is obvious since I am commenting here) There are other public as well as ‘private’ places I go and not every place that I leave a comment is under the made up name ‘Texas’. The Texas name leaves a trail to CL’s site for identifying me as one of her commenters. I have other places that recognize me as another name. None of them are my given name.
    Now for my questions:
    Anystate- if you make a hate site about my commenter name, Texas, will you post the link here so I can track it down to see what all the hoop-la is ? Because, again, I’m nosey like that.
    How does going on vacation mean that your 15 minutes is up?

    QueenB, thanks for the air time. Sorry for the book. Hope I cleared up the questions, and if not – ask away.

  • 44. Gi  |  July 8, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Texas – you have not answered the fundamental questions I’ve posted:



    If you can answer these questions with a logical, rational response, then maybe i’ll take you more seriously.

  • 45. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 8, 2009 at 4:33 pm


    It’s even worse than that. The things they said about Leta’s appearance and presumed mental abilities are some of the nastiest things I’ve ever read on the internet.

    “For the children” my ass. It’s for terminally fucked up adult ego. It’s the old “my life is shit, I’m shit, I’m going to make your life shit too” story.

    CL has since deleted many of the nastiest comments from her most vile posts but, as Texas so graciously pointed out, these little bits are still floating and available to be posted at some time in the future should CL decide to emerge from her sewer and resume her nastiness as usual.

    You decide, CL. The things that were posted on chikenliverxposed were just the tip of the iceberg. Do you want more? It’s up to you.

  • 46. Texas  |  July 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Gi, I wasn’t answewring questions for anybody other than QueenB earlier.
    It’s not necessary for you to take me serious.
    I don’t have all the answers of the universe.
    If you read over there you will notice that I did not post on either one of those topics.
    I don’t agree with every single post that ANY blogger that I read
    comes up with. Mostly, I won’t comment on those posts.
    I agree that making up names to call Heather and Jon (Don’t know if that’s correct spelling) is not in the interest of saving children from over exposure on the internet. There are other posts that are not about saving children from being over exposed. I didn’t participate in that.
    Bloggers that claim they post for family and friends, then strart running contests to up reader count, or start having advertisers — they are no longer posting JUST for family and friends, so they aren’t always “on topic” for what they say their blog is about, either.
    I can only be held responsible for what I post.
    I enjoy the interaction between commenters. Same as I do here. Comments stray from topic regularly at CL’s.
    Sometimes on blogs, the comments are sometimes more interresting than the post of the host.

  • 47. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 8, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    “There are other posts that are not about saving children from being over exposed. I didn’t participate in that.”


    “I found it insulting/interresting that Josh (isn’t Josh the one she thinks is nearly as perfect as her imaginary MM ??) Josh has named a stray FEMALE dog ~~ HOOKER ~~
    As in street walker ??”

    “I looked at the picture of Ree and crew and thought WTF is wrong with MM’s face ?? Has he had a disfiguring cow accident that she ignored like she ignores all the rest of reality ?? One eye appears to be drooping, his shirt is all baggy, he appears to only be an inch taller than Ree and couldn’t he at LEAST have cleaned that cow pie off his boots !!!!”

    “And what’s up with Ree’s pants? One leg is ankle legnth and one is dragging her toe.
    I can’t figure out what kind of stance causes that to happen.”

    “Heels ?? She got cowboy boots on, he got cowboy boots with poop on the left one on … compare ears against the cabinet top behind them. Nearly the same height.

    And in the sweaty/dirty picture of him that she made in 2005 or 2006, and just KEEPS posting, he didn’t have that droopy left eye thing going on.”

    Alright – y’all have GOT to stop by PW’s and see the most boring most lack of flair for decorating and biggest butt kissing by readers in the history of the world!
    She has bought bedding for the lodge.
    She won’t have to make it a working ranch to make you tired at night. The boring bedding will have you snoozing toot-sweet.
    And is it just ME or does it look like she has wooden crates as night stands next to the most plain beds in the galaxy !?

    “And I agree with Chicken Liver that since PW did NOT do the design of her own blog, why did SHE get the award for best design???? Why wasn’t the designer awarded or why didn’t PW even bother to mention that SHE didn’t design it?
    Oh, because she lives in “let’s pretend” land !
    I forgot.”

    That’s from a quick scan of three threads.

    Shall I continue?

  • 48. Texas  |  July 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Sure. Go ahead.
    Whatever makes your day.
    I’m not perfect.
    Hadn’t I already admitted to slamming PW? In this comments section on this blog?
    You could at least start a whole site dedicated to my taken out of context mis-statements and lack of memory of every single thing I have written.
    Or you could post a blog about how I was talking about the 2 posts about making up names that Gi had asked about and saying that I didn’t post on those, but whatever makes your day.
    Sure, get after it !!
    I was so looking forward to having my own following of haters on a brand new site dedicated solely to me.
    I’m damn disappointed that I didn’t get it!!

    Are you just made at me, me and CL, me, CL and Joy, or are you mad at every single person that has ever typed at that address over there?

    I’ll come back over the weekend to continue the conversation.
    Real life has some fun things scheduled for me to do.
    Not that this hasn’t been fun………………………..

  • 49. Oh Joy!  |  July 8, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Texas: Don’t flatter yourself. Nobody creates sites for mindless minions. It’s just fun to play with them.

  • 50. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 8, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    ‘Blah, blah, blah, blah. Out of context. Blah, blah. Can’t remember. Blah, blah. It’s your fault. Blah, blah, blah. Where’s MY website? Blah, blah, blah, blah.’

    You lied. You got caught.

    Now you and CL have something else in common.

  • 51. The Queen B  |  July 8, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    When I found out Chick’s name, it really took no time whatsoever for me to find tons of web entries from her, or about her. She’s been online a long time, she’s posted about herself in many places, and she’s made some enemies, even long before her Poop on Peeps. It didn’t surprise me at all how much info was being posted on that other blog. It surprised me that some stuff I found wasn’t listed there. It absolutely surprises me that you are surprised by it. Poop on Peeps is a hate site. Period.

    I don’t think that bloggers need fear screenshots anymore than they need fear any old information surfacing. If I remember, the person who posted Chick’s old blog said they only had it because they thought the old blog would be blocked before it could be read. It was far from the entire old blog posted, and not even some of the more interesting parts. I don’t think most people are truly saving many screenshots for some kind of revenge in the future.

    You say it’s kind of scary how there are more and more sites that bash, not critique. I wonder how it is you view Poop on Peeps. Do you honestly believe it’s a helpful critique?

  • 52. Some state, does that work for you  |  July 8, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Good god, you completely missed the point Texas. I was saying that the erotica for pedophiles that you posted in a comment at Poop on Peeps was more disgusting than anything that the bloggers who are “harming their children” write.

  • 53. ReallyMJ  |  July 9, 2009 at 12:44 am

    Texas I’d like to know as well – do you think CL bashes or critiques?

    You asked” For all those that say that CL rides the fame of PW and Dooce – does that mean that the people that run “bash-CL” sites are riding the fame of CL – because you can’t have one without the other”

    No it doesn’t, I don’t think. First of all CL isn’t famous and really doesn’t even make a blip on the blogging horizon. What are you going to get from a post about CL? A hundred or so hits? Write a post about the Pioneer Woman or Dooce and that number is going to be exponentially higher.

  • 54. ReallyMJ  |  July 9, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Some State – I quite often think the things said in comments there are worse than anything from the blogs in question. The lowest common denominator always seems to prevail.

    Queen B – I meant to leave you a comment a while ago when I realized the striking coincidence – did you notice that just a couple of days after you mentioned CL letting crazy Katie’s comments through, CL posted about how she wouldn’t let through anymore? Hilarious!!!

    And anyone know what her super secret new club is all about? I thought their mission was to help all those poor children. How’s she going to do that from behind a private club? Or are they finally going to admit they just like snarking on bloggers?

  • 55. Gi  |  July 9, 2009 at 1:54 am

    Texas – you should realize you are talking in circles.

    It’s ok to just admit you like to participate in gossip and bash other bloggers on ChickenLiver’s site and that you aren’t there to save the children. it will make you sound less like a hypocrite.

  • 56. Cricket  |  July 10, 2009 at 10:43 am


  • 57. Not a Chicken  |  July 10, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Why can’t you all just move on, give Chicken Liver the benefit of the doubt and find something else to read? All this harping on and on about a woman whose only trying to do good is reprehensible.

    Get lives of your own. You’ll be happier.

  • 58. The Queen B  |  July 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    MJ – Thanks – I did notice when she said she wouldn’t post anymore of Katie’s comments. Very funny! Maybe a coinky dink, but methinks maybe Chick reads whats said about her here.

  • 59. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 10, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    “Maybe a coinky dink, but methinks maybe Chick reads whats said about her here.”

    Not only does she read here, she also posts here.

    She posted right before you did. This is her:

    “Why can’t you all just move on, give Chicken Liver the benefit of the doubt and find something else to read? All this harping on and on about a woman whose only trying to do good is reprehensible.”

    Hi Michele! How’s the house sale coming along?

  • 60. The Queen B  |  July 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Joyfully Anonymous,
    Yup, we all know that it would be totally impossible for her to ignore what’s being said here and on other blogs.
    I just wish she would do so under her own name.

  • 61. The Queen B  |  July 10, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Chirp Chirp right back at you, Texas.

  • 62. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 10, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Now she’s pretending to be “a friend” at POP.

    It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

    (I lied! It IS funny, pathetically funny.)

  • 63. whysoBitter  |  July 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm


    CL and her minions are deplorable excuses for individuals with a cause. They are nothing more than gossip-queens who enjoy ripping those who they know are better than they are, apart. I have occasionally responded to some of CL’s bullcrap, but when she did not like what I had to say, she did not post it. Perfectly fine in the blogging world, EXCEPT, when you boast that you do not edit or delete comments. CL is a liar and a fake. It is very sad that she can only build herself up by tearing others apart. The sad part about what goes on over there is that most of those women are raising children. How can someone be a good parent when they do not have a nice thing to say about anyone else. Instead of making positive use of their time, those chickens who perceive themselves as being at the bottom of the pecking order, try to peck their way up to the top. One beak full of “mean” at a time. Sad, pathetic, and mean-spirited little chicks those CL supporters are.

    And quite interesting how “Texas” stops over here in order to justify and explain her behavior towards other bloggers. Bullies are not quite as tough-mouthed when they are not surrounded by their buddies. Where is CL when it comes to defending YOUR honor, Texas? Oh yes, the little chick is on “vacation”…How convenient.

    And yes, chirp, chirp, chirp…

  • 64. whysoBitter  |  July 10, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    And to “Not a Chicken”:

    You would be better off to defend the honor of someone who lives an honorable life. Did you ever mention to CL that she might be better suited to moving on while allowing those who are trying to do good the benefit of the doubt? I did not think so.

    CL is imploding all over herself. Those who have honorable intentions should also give others “the benefit of the doubt”. Maybe that is something that Michele and her minions should take heed of, n’est pas?

  • 65. jojo  |  July 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Good God Joy – you are a moran (a/k/a moron) who doesn’t have any sense. If your name is not Joy then you are fucking anonymous, you idiot. And by the way “you are” = you’re, dumbass.

  • 66. Joyfully Anonymous  |  July 20, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Now CL is trying to save the world from fat. What an inspiration. She’s the Mother Teresa of Elk Grove.

    Only one small problem. She’s still lying up the wazoo. Case in point, she’s still very much on the obese side of life, as is the pudge-o she married and she’s *losing* a house to the bank, not *buying* a new house.

    She even lied about how many blended Starbucks drinks she has consumed, after bragging about being a Starbucks blended drink addict on her shellybean blog and elsewhere.

    On the one hand we have reality and truth, and on the other we have Michele’s little fabricated fluffy world.

    And never the twain shall meet.

    (If I ran the world sociopaths wouldn’t be able to buy computers.)

  • 67. Joyfully Anonymous  |  July 20, 2009 at 4:55 pm


    Apparently, Mr Pudge-o has pulled all his triple chined photos from the internet. Almost all. He plastered his fat, “gay looking” mug in so many different places and a few are still visible. (A few have been saved for chickenliverXposed round two, too.)

    I will go out on a limb and predict that when he replaces his recent, actual photos, it will be with something taken shortly after he graduated from community college and still had intact balls and a modicum of muscle tone.

    All part of CL’s plan to reinvent herself as something other than a broke, sweaty, suburban hausfrau married to a man who has to drink heavily before he can fuck her.

  • 68. ReallyMJ  |  July 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm


    I’m laughing my ass off, too. CL is so damned transparent – alot of people talking about her fat ass, and her husbands pudgy face and all of a sudden she’s a health freak turning her life around one strip of bacon at a time. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • 69. ReallyMJ  |  July 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    It was probably her who pulled all those nasty pictures of him – how the fuck can she justify making fun of other peoples husband when her hubby is so not a catch of any kind.

    Broke, sweaty suburban hausfrau may just be my favourite description of her ever. Hope you don’t mind if I borrow it from time to time!

  • 70. The Queen B  |  July 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    She should be more careful about what she says – her claim to only having had five blended drinks from Starbucks doesn’t quite hold when she says “I almost forgot–Starbucks. Yes I buy those expensive mochas–but damn they’re sooooo good.” in her blogger profile.

  • 71. Katie  |  July 20, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Did you see this one, Queen B? She blames Ree for making America fat. She claims to have provided a healthy example at home, but her JetPass blogger profile says how much she loves cooking fattening foods and serving them to her friends.

  • 72. Not a Fan of Chicken  |  July 20, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Can someone tell me how a fat woman and her fat husband are supposed to be setting good eating and exercising examples? For god’s sake, she lured her vegetarian step-kids into her way of eating with BACON! Of course, when someone called her on that, she claimed it was low fat turkey bacon but I think we all know better. You don’t get an ass that size from low fat bacon.

  • 73. Joyfully Anonymous  |  July 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    It’s all yours, ReallyMJ. I probably borrowed it from someone else, lol.

    I agree the fitness stuff didn’t start until her photos were found and the truth was out. Just as her claims of buying a new house didn’t start until their home went into pre-forclosure.

    Vagina Alan’s photo is still up on Facebook. The man has NO NECK. He looks like he is wearing a goiter. *shudder* He also still makes Dooce’s husband look like a virtual paragon of hetero manliness.

    From her JP profile “interests” …… “lacy panties and not wearing a bra when I don’t have to.”

    Pssst, CL, hon? You’re large and lardy and you have huge boobs as a result. Women with huge boobs should wear bras AT ALL TIMES. Unless you want to be playing hacky-sack with your own tits when you turn 50?

    And her industry is “arts” which translates to unpaid room mommy in charge of art projects at her kids school.

    Now don’t get me wrong, volunteering in your kids school = a wonderful thing.

    Pretending that it’s a job so you can assume more self-importance than you have ever felt or will ever feel in real life = just plain sad.

  • 74. dana  |  July 21, 2009 at 3:09 am

    Queen B,

    There’s a difference between a mocha and a blended drink. It also depends on if the mocha itself is served hot, cold, non-fat, low-fat, sugar-free, soy, etc.

    Just sayin’.

  • 75. Oh Joy!  |  July 21, 2009 at 3:23 am

    @Dana… pffft! What?! You’re giving someone the benefit of the doubt?!

  • 76. Oh Joy!  |  July 21, 2009 at 3:35 am

    Haha! Oh god… I’m dying over here. Just saw Chicken Brain’s latest entry. This is so freaking funny!

    Lard ass, no one is forcing anyone to cook PW’s gazillion calorie meals. Common sense should tell any person with an average IQ that anything she cooks will just make your waist or hips swell. Good god, take some personal responsibility, will ya? Most of us don’t need nannies. Common sense normally do!

  • 77. Oh noes  |  July 21, 2009 at 5:45 am

    Oh Queenie we found you. We’ve seen your picture and time has not been kind.

    P.S. You’ve been eating at Ree’s huh.

  • 78. Joyfully Anonymous  |  July 21, 2009 at 6:18 am

    CL claims that she is fat now because she had surgery last October but the photos of fat Michele in capris and tablecloths found in the Mintyprincess Flickr account were all dated 2007.

    Long before her wedding and long before her surgery.

    So either she’s a big, fat liar OR she is even fatter now than she was then.

    Or both. Most likely.

    It’s also interesting that while she was home for eight weeks, strung out on pain meds and unable to do more than cry, sleep and sit on the sofa and get bigger,or so she claims, she somehow managed to spew out an average number of hate filled blog posts in both October and November. She was quite active in the comments of these entries too. (Comments which have since been removed from POP but not cyberspace, hee hee.)

    Gee, the surgery story couldn’t possibly be another lie, could it?


  • 79. The Queen B  |  July 21, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Oh noes – If you found me, post a damned link. You haven’t, cause it’s not out there. Just for the record, though, time has actually been pretty kind to me. Good genetics and good luck. Not swilling down Starbucks and vats of vodka.

    But thanks so much for visiting through Hide Your Ass to leave your petty little comeback, Chick. I appreciate you dropping by.

  • 80. The Queen B  |  July 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    I thought it was very interesting that nobody commented on her long, drawn out pity party she had posted about her surgery. Do you suppose she realizes that as a person, none of her readers give a shit?

    I thought it was funny how even when admitting she and her hubby are fat, she still had to try and pretend they weren’t. Oh, yes, we’re changing our life, exercising and losing weight, but even before we decided to lose the weight, well, we were just darned healthy, then, too.
    Seriously, if you are eaing only lean meats, olive oil, veggies and whole grains, your ass just isn’t going to be that large.

  • 81. Lizzie  |  July 21, 2009 at 7:14 pm…FOODIES DONT F%*&ING EAT AT OLIVE GARDEN!!

    I mean, she doesn’t say for sure that she eats there (although I’m almost postive she is a suburban bore who frequents chain restaurants) but still…even referencing the calories of a meal at Olive Garden proves she is NO foodie.

  • 82. Mikey  |  July 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    If she was already eating only olive oil, lean meats and greens, how did she change her diet?

  • 83. Anon  |  July 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    The Liver is really feeling quite self-righteous, these days. Wondering why she doesn’t start a blog that will save the world from being fat. Instead, she pontificates, bashes and seethes jealousy for Ree and others out of her rear. The only thing that seems to send her on “vacation” is when she, herself, is Xposed.

  • 84. Gi  |  July 23, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Maybe CL eats lean meats/olive oil/veggies/whole grains by the truckful? 😛

    The key to slim figure is not just diet and health foods.. portion control comes into play sometimes 🙂

  • 85. Joyfully Annonymous  |  July 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Gee, I left the most important part out of my last post. Which demonstrates that I shouldn’t try to type the night before we leave on vacation.

    BlogHer was *so* much fun. I had a blast!

    Put that in your fat ass and smoke it, Michele.

    j/k, perhaps, 😉

    What I left out was this. CL confessed to being “overweight” before going on this new faux diet. (This is true, obviously. We’ve seen the photos.)

    But what she didn’t cop to is that while she was living as a fat sow, she was simultaneously posting vivid claims of radiant good health, slenderness and insider foodie self-restraint over in the comments at POP.

    They’ve been erased since, naturally, but they still exist. We’re saving them for the new clx, should it be deemed necessary. Along with the high school photos (no she wasn’t slender then either) and the criminal records. (Amazing what one can find for free on the internet.)

    I see she has now moved on to lying about her husband’s education. Yes, it’s true he is interested in pursuing a doctorate. (Because that’s what every sane man does when he can’t pay his mortgage, right? He goes back to school. Makes sense to me.) He has posted about it on his blog in a very mid-life “oh my god I married a useless sow who plays on the internet all day while we can’t pay our bills” kind of way.

    BUT here’s what CL has to say on Twitter:

    “mine is working on his doctorate”

    “Ha. My husband’s doctorate is in Computational linguistics, I fall asleep just typing those words. I have taken up Mt. biking.”

    It sounds like he’s actually IN school, slaving away, fighting the good fight, right?

    Ummmm, not exactly.

    What she doesn’t tell you is that he only has one year of community college under his belt. Yes, you heard right. His entire post-high school educational experience amounts to ONE YEAR of COMMUNITY COLLEGE. No bachelor’s degree, no graduate degree, NADA.

    How the fuck you go from one year of community college to working on your doctorate virtually overnight is beyond me but I guess it makes sense in la la Michele land.

    I swear, the rotund beast couldn’t, WOULDN’T, tell the truth if you held a bucket of KFC to her sweaty head.

    P.S. Michele, honey? Olive oil is not health food. Cliff Bars are not health food. Only fat and stupid people believe that they are.

    Remember, the fat you eat is the fat you wear!

  • 86. The Queen B  |  August 2, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Joyfully Anonymous,

    Can you believe the ridiculous bullshit that woman passes about? How simple minded does she think people are? He’s got a couple of community college courses behind him, not even a damned BA. That must be like how she’s a stay-at-home mom and a law student. Right!

    Would you perhaps be interested in posting your comment here as a full Bitch Sessions post? Just wondering – too juicy to lie buried in comments, I think!

  • 87. snowflake  |  August 2, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Yes, CL tends to vacillate dangerously close to the line. Seems she has pulled back in her strong opinions a bit, lately, but she does not seem to have the willpower to remain there for very long.

    The lying thing is just compulsive. Once a liar, always a liar.

    Thanks for policing her. She needs a very short lead.

  • 88. Joyfully Annonymous  |  August 3, 2009 at 12:40 am

    It’s all yours. Do with it what you will, QB aka PW.

    (Sorry I missed you at BlogHer. Bwahahahahaha!)

    She is so fucking predictable. I knew she would try to pass of a dated photo of herself as a recently taken photo of herself and sure enough, she has!

    Dumb, dumb, dumb as a bag of rocks.

  • 89. Joyfully Annonymous  |  August 3, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Oh dear. Gay Alan’s Red Crystal Twitter account has been “suspended due to strange activity.”

    Gay Alan:

    Red Crystal’s suspended Twitter:

    Even his user names are “gay sounding” by CL standards.

    I’m still waiting for him to post his high school photo and claim it as a recent one though it has also occurred to me, what if he looked WORSE in high school?

    What if this hot, sweaty, blubbery mess is as good as it gets?

    And who wears the paper bag when they fuck? Him? Her? or BOTH?

  • 90. Joyfully Anonymous  |  August 3, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Poor shellybean/bien, looking for creativity in a legal world and finding none.

    Thank goodness she forged ahead and found contentment in her “art docent” work, arranging crayons and construction paper for the kiddies.

    “I’m a law school drop out, as much as I love the law it just wasn’t creative enough for me. I’m currently a art docent, and love every moment of it. I have one amazing and handsome boy who just turned nine. I’m getting married for the second and final time this October. Get along great with my ex, better off friends than lovers. No regrets. Everything happens for a reason. drop me a line sometime @ parislights at gmail dot com –Michele”

  • 91. Joyfully Anonymous  |  August 3, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    News flash, CL’s house is now off the market. Yet again. I’m guessing that someone’s parents ponied up some bucks to stop the foreclosure while ShellyFatAss follows her bliss twitting lies online and GayAlan follows his bliss pushing his 15 year old car to adult school.

    So whew, the house is safe. There’s still no pool in the backyard though, as was claimed in the POP comments. Perhaps they had it filled in to save on the water bill?


  • 92. Joyfully Anonymous  |  August 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I know many are probably confused by CL’s latest posting at POP so here’s some help.

    The rules thus far:

    RULE 1: If you gave birth to it/him/her, you must always post about it/him/her in positive ways. Always. Even if you gave birth to a deformed moron who can’t pass gym class, this must never be mentioned online. NEVER.

    Remember, sweetness and light or shut the fuck up!

    RULE 2: If the first woman dumb enough to marry your closeted gay husband gave birth to it/him/her, you can post any damn thing you want about it/him/her. Go ahead. Have fun! Call them dirty, stinky, slow and so on. ANYTHING you want.

    No doubt the little shits deserve it for not recognizing the glory of your stepmommy greatness.

    If it gets too hot in the kitchen, shut your blog down and feign ignorance while simultaneously threatening to sue anyone with a sober memory.

    RULE 3: If a completely unrelated woman gave birth to it/him/her, and happened to name the it/him/her ummm let’s say…Leta, or something like that, you are OBLIGED to post the nastiest things you can about it/him/her. You get extra points for working “Leta is such an ugly child, is she retarded?” into completely unrelated blog posts.

    You are also obliged to encourage your simpleton readers into posting nasty things about a small child they too will never meet.

    You must then ignore these comments until the point when you you realize they may not jibe with your newly minted faux “ITZ ALL BOUT DA CHILLENS, MAH GOLLY!” persona.

    At this point you will remove all the comments from the offending blog posts and pretend they never existed.

    This concludes the lesson of the day.

    Any questions?

  • 93. Gi  |  August 5, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Joyfully Anonymous, you always bring a smile to my face 🙂 That was too funny!!

  • 94. anonymously happy  |  August 13, 2009 at 6:14 am

    Joyfully Anonymous, you should open your own Chicken Liver Exposed site. tt would be hilarious.

  • 95. lynn  |  August 16, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    Michele(aka.Chicken Liver) just cannot keep her assumptions to herself. She just goes on and on and on and on. Jealousy drips out of her pores.

  • 96. Mary  |  September 23, 2009 at 1:28 am

    Not really sure what all of this is about, but I can say that the person pretending to be “Joy” is in serious need of some remedial spelling, grammar, and logic courses.

  • 97. intrigued  |  November 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Hi, looks like I’m late to the party. So…where the pics at? Someone needs to do a doc on this. This is the future

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